How to Have an Excellent Dance Party In Your Living Room

Step 1: Select your costume. Hint: If you can’t decide what to be, be everything at once.

Step 2: Select music on your keyboard. Look for things like “Calypso Cruise” or “Demo.” My best friend’s keyboard has a demo of “I’m Your Venus” that really is on fire.

Step 3: Announce your performance. Make sure adults are paying attention and using NO ELECTRONIC DEVICES unless for the purposes of recording and distributing your art to fans.

Step 4: BEGIN YOUR DANCING! If you need ideas, here are some moves to try:

-Super fast feet

-Giant arm circles

-Swinging hips side to side

-Jazz hands all over the place

-Wild spinning

-Running and leaping

But you probably should have thought up some dance moves before you started.

Step 5: Whenever you are done dancing, Take a bow! You deserve it!

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About rbpepper

Rebecca is an artist, writer, and photographer with degrees in Theater and Social Work, and is currently a Stay at Home Mom to her three kids. Some part of her house is always a mess, she lets her kids paint on the table and design their own costumes, and she makes excellent allergen-free cookies. She lives with her equally creative husband and children in a part of Virginia known for being "pretty close to Dulles Airport", and dreams of moving to an old farmhouse in New England.
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