O Holy Night: Egotistical Singer Subtext Version

O Holy Lights

O holy night

The lights are brightly shining.

It is the night

That I sing this low note.


Long sat you there

In endless boredom pining,

Till I appeared

To enunciate words.


A thrill of hope

A weary world rejoices

For you can hear my

Perfect, glorious voice!


Fall on your knees,

Oh hear how loud I’m singing!

I sing divine!

Oh I, I sing divine.


I sing this high note

Yes I sing

High and divine.

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Adventuring! With! Young! Children!


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Malapropism #3: Cookie Badder


But it looks so delicious! How can it be so evil?

Part of my occasional series of illustrated malapropisms.

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